Laxative Brownies Cause Chaos at Nantucket School Committee Meeting
During a recent Nantucket School Committee meeting, a resident presented a plate of brownies containing trace amounts of a laxative. The resident, Meghan Perry, reportedly drew a parallel between the laxative and acceptable levels of PFAS, linking the gesture to ongoing debates about artificial turf fields. School Committee members viewed the act as a provocative attempt to ridicule the committee. While no one consumed the brownies, a police report has been filed to document the incident, though it remains unclear if charges will be filed.
John Q. Hosedrinker