Trump Reacts Angrily to WSJ Story on Health Concerns
In a recent statement, a prominent figure advocated for mandatory cognitive examinations for presidential and vice-presidential candidates, citing concerns about “stupid” or incompetent leadership. However, observations suggest the individual himself may not be in perfect health. Reports indicate this person is taking more aspirin than recommended by doctors, and has offered unusual explanations for skin discolorations, which could be related to excessive aspirin use.
John Q. Hosedrinker