Trump Retreats to AI Fantasy After Reflecting Pool Fiasco
Despite a $14 million renovation project intended to create an “American flag blue” Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, the body of water has rapidly developed a severe algae bloom, much to the dismay of officials and the public. Aerial photos reveal the extent of the green sludge, a stark contrast to the promised hue, prompting National Park Service workers to resort to methods like vacuuming and hydrogen peroxide treatments to combat the issue. Adding to the controversy, the company awarded a no-bid contract for water purification, Greenwater Services, is owned by a trust led by John J. Cafaro, a Trump donor with a criminal record. This ongoing problem is poised to be a visible and embarrassing issue as visitors gather in Washington for national celebrations.
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Matt Underwood