Donald Trump will not win a war against the Swifties. It’s a battle he shouldn’t have even started. As I sit here, reflecting on the absurdity of it all, I can’t help but chuckle at the thought of the former president of the United States waging war against the most popular singer in the country. This is a crazy timeline we find ourselves in, where an ex-president and the soon-to-be nominee of the Republican party is embarking on a futile fight against an army of passionate fans.
Let’s take a moment to analyze this situation. Does Trump really think he can defeat Taylor Swift and her legion of supporters?… Continue reading
As someone who enjoys observing the absurdity and cognitive dissonance displayed by right-wingers, I couldn’t help but chuckle at the recent claim that the Super Bowl is rigged so that Taylor Swift can endorse Joe Biden. I mean, really? Are these people going full-fledged dumbass or what?
First of all, let’s address the idea that Republicans are supposed to be boycotting the NFL. Remember when they were all up in arms over players kneeling during the national anthem? I guess that boycott conveniently went out the window when it comes to conspiracy theories about Taylor Swift and Biden endorsements.
But the question remains, why on earth would Taylor Swift need the Super Bowl in order to endorse Biden?… Continue reading
Right-Wingers Say Super Bowl Is Rigged So Taylor Swift Can Endorse Biden
As I sit here, reflecting on the absurdity of the claims made by right-wingers about the Super Bowl being rigged for Taylor Swift to endorse Joe Biden, I can’t help but shake my head at the sheer delusion and denial that exists within this narrative. It’s almost comical how far some people will go to support their unfounded beliefs.
The idea that a secret cabal of elite liberals is orchestrating the outcome of the Super Bowl to further their political agenda is both ludicrous and baseless. It reveals a fundamental misunderstanding of how our democratic processes work and serves as a prime example of the extent to which conspiracy theories can infiltrate people’s minds.… Continue reading
Man, oh man. When I stumbled upon the news about the GOP Chairwoman, Kandiss Taylor, claiming that Satan is using Taylor Swift to re-elect Joe Biden, I couldn’t help but shake my head in disbelief. Can we please stop electing people who are dumb enough to think Satan is real? Honestly, it’s mind-boggling how religious conservatives can be so ignorant.
Now, Taylor’s latest attack on Taylor Swift was triggered by the Kansas City Chiefs winning their conference final matchup, and Swift’s presence at the games in support of her boyfriend, Travis Kelce. But Taylor goes even further, suggesting that Swift is working with Satan to destroy what’s left of America by electing Joe Biden.… Continue reading
Trump Privately Claims He’s ‘More Popular’ Than Taylor Swift
Let’s talk about the latest claim from our former president, Donald Trump, who allegedly believes he is ‘more popular’ than Taylor Swift. It seems like someone is feeling a little sensitive about their crowd sizes once again. As someone who has followed both Trump’s political career and Taylor Swift’s rise to stardom, I must say that this claim is both amusing and concerning.
Firstly, it is worth noting that popularity can be measured in various ways. Trump’s supporters often point to his massive social media following, with 87 million followers on Twitter and 24 million on Instagram.… Continue reading
Right-Wingers Say Super Bowl Is Rigged So Taylor Swift Can Endorse Biden
As I was scrolling through Twitter the other day, I stumbled upon a thread that caught my attention. It was a discussion about the upcoming Super Bowl and a wild speculation that it is rigged so that Taylor Swift can endorse Joe Biden for the presidential election later this year. Now, as a fan of both football and Taylor Swift, I couldn’t help but dive deeper into this conspiracy theory.
The conversation started with a tweet from Ramaswarmy, wondering who would win the Super Bowl and if there would be a major presidential endorsement from a culturally propped-up couple in the fall.… Continue reading
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Matt Underwood