S’mores

Long Island Wildfires Possibly Started by S’mores Mishap

Suffolk County Police are investigating a wildfire on Long Island, with their initial findings pointing towards a rather unusual culprit: a resident attempting to make s’mores. The incident, which unfolded around 9:30 a.m. on a Saturday morning, reportedly began when this individual used cardboard to build a fire for their sweet treat. This immediately raises questions, doesn’t it? Who starts making s’mores that early in the day? And more importantly, who uses cardboard as kindling in what seems to have been dry and windy conditions?

The police commissioner described the cause as an “operating theory” at this point, stressing that a team of 25 arson investigators are still working to determine the precise origin of the blaze.… Continue reading