Sandwich Slinger

Man Faces Federal Assault Charges for Throwing Sandwich at CBP Agent

Man accused of throwing sandwich at CBP agent in DC faces federal assault charges. Well, this is certainly a story that’s grabbed some attention. It seems we have a situation where a man, let’s call him… the Sandwich Slinger, allegedly chucked a sandwich at a Customs and Border Protection (CBP) agent in Washington, D.C., and now he’s facing federal assault charges. Talk about a case of “hold the mayo, hold the justice!”

The details, according to the accounts, are that after some sort of confrontation, the Sandwich Slinger apparently hurled a sandwich at the CBP agent, hitting him in the chest.… Continue reading