Aide Claims Hegseth Went on Drunken Bender
A top aide to Secretary Pete Hegseth allegedly fabricated a story about them sneaking out for a drunken spree to test for leakers within the Pentagon. Sources claim Chief of Staff Ricky Buria spun this tale, complete with disguises, to gauge who would spread the information to the press. This ploy coincided with Hegseth’s efforts to identify those leaking sensitive information. The Pentagon has denied the allegations, stating such gossip is a distraction from crucial military operations.
John Q. Hosedrinker