For sale: Donald Trump, lightly used Republican presidential candidate. $454 million, firm. The mere thought of seeing an ad for the former President of the United States being marketed in such a manner is both shocking and intriguing. The concept of selling a political figure, especially one as controversial and polarizing as Trump, is unprecedented. But in today’s world, where everything seems to have a price tag, perhaps it shouldn’t come as a surprise.
When considering the fact that billionaires would be lining up to purchase Trump if they thought he would win another election, it brings into question the true motives behind the potential buyers.… Continue reading
Trump may be out of office, but he seems to be finding it hard to accept that he is no longer the center of attention. Jimmy Kimmel’s well-timed jab at him during the Oscars was not only humorous but also highlighted Trump’s desperate need for relevance. The fact that he can’t resist responding to every little dig shows just how fragile his ego truly is.
It’s amusing to see how Trump, along with his cronies like Don Jr., consistently fall into the trap of trying to take on comedians like Jimmy Kimmel. They always end up looking like fools, while the rest of us get a good laugh out of it.… Continue reading
Donald Trump is broke? Hahahaha, that headline made my day. The idea that this man, who has strutted around for years flaunting his supposed wealth and success, is now allegedly facing financial troubles is absolutely hilarious. It seems like the universe is finally catching up to him, and it couldn’t have happened to a more deserving individual.
The fact that Trump, a man who presented himself as a savvy businessman and a self-proclaimed billionaire, might actually be struggling financially is rich with irony. It’s almost poetic justice to see someone who rose to power on a wave of faux wealth and influence now potentially facing the consequences of his own hubris.… Continue reading
Lauren Boebert, the controversial Republican Congresswoman, recently found herself at the receiving end of some humorous mockery during a Congressional dinner. Republican Representative Lisa McClain from Michigan playfully warned Boebert to keep her hands above the table and to refrain from vaping. While some may see this as a brutal mocking, I can’t help but find it more amusing than anything else.
Firstly, let’s address the elephant in the room. Boebert’s political career seems to be on shaky ground, with her chances of winning re-election in the upcoming primaries looking slim. It appears that even fellow Republicans are not confident in her chances, which is reflected in their willingness to openly mock her.… Continue reading
Missouri senator has proposed a rule change that would allow senators to challenge each other to a duel. When I first heard about this, I couldn’t help but feel a mixture of horror, disbelief, and amusement. It seems like something out of a movie or a historical novel, not a serious proposal in our modern society. But unfortunately, it seems to be a disturbing trend among some right-wing politicians.
Let’s address the obvious concerns first. Duels are archaic, violent, and completely unnecessary. The idea of senators resolving their conflicts through physical violence is not only undemocratic, but it also sets a dangerous precedent.… Continue reading
This just teaches us that there is no triumph of mankind that is SO GREAT that people will not let their political delusions doom us anyway. If we hadn’t found ourselves in this shitty clown show where scientists are bad and facts don’t matter based on political leanings, this vaccine could have been touted as a massive victory for capitalism and human ingenuity.
Instead we can look forward to this:
-Car invented that runs on water! Climate change is solved! Mankind is saved!
-Oil companies and lobbyists “Idk guys this car battery seems a little rushed, might be unsafe. We should all continue to use fossil fuels instead.”… Continue reading
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Matt Underwood 