I must say, when I first came across the headline “Don Jr boasts dad knows McDonald’s menu better than Harris ever did,” I couldn’t help but let out a quirky chuckle. I mean, seriously, is this where we’re at in the midst of what has been dubbed the “dumbest presidential election” of our lives? It’s a real head-scratcher to think that knowing the McDonald’s menu inside out is now considered a badge of honor.
I gotta hand it to Don Jr, though, if there’s one thing his dad excels at, it’s probably ordering Big Macs and Filet-O-Fish. I mean, the man reportedly spent over 31k on McDonald’s in just twenty-one months!… Continue reading
The wind. Something so natural and elemental that we take for granted in our everyday lives. But leave it to Trump to turn something as simple as the wind into a bizarre, nonsensical ramble. I mean, seriously, who gets upset about wind turbines ruining their view? Oh, right. Trump does. His vendetta against windmills seems to have stemmed from his golf course in Scotland being spoiled by an offshore wind farm. Talk about being petty.
During a recent speech, Trump went off on a tangent about how windmills, or should I say wind turbines (because apparently, he can’t tell the difference), are falling down, rusting, and ruining the countryside.… Continue reading
“I’d be sunbathing with my beautiful body if I wasn’t running for president,” says Trump. Can we take a moment to digest the sheer audacity of this statement? This man really believes he has a body worthy of admiration, comparing himself to President Biden no less. The image of a shirtless Trump conjures up visions of a waterbed with a head on it, or perhaps Jabba the Hutt with a spray tan. It’s enough to make you want to reach for the bleach he once suggested as a COVID remedy.
As I read through these comments, I can’t help but feel a mixture of disgust and disbelief.… Continue reading
I can’t help but chuckle as I read about Fox News cutting off a ranting Trump and then mocking him for still talking. It seems like a turning point, a moment where even those who have enabled him for so long are starting to see the cracks in the facade. Trump’s delusional claims of success and refusal to accept any sort of reality or criticism are on full display, and even Fox News, who built their brand around him, seems to be fed up.
It’s comical to see Trump grasping at straws, trying to maintain his grip on a narrative that is slipping through his fingers.… Continue reading
Barack Obama has once again showcased his unparalleled ability to deliver a cutting blow to Donald Trump with grace and finesse. The recent jab at Trump’s weird obsession with crowd sizes was not only artful but also calculated. As Obama made a gesture with his hands and looked down at them, the audience erupted in laughter, knowing full well the implications of his subtle yet powerful comment.
What makes Obama’s takedown of Trump so impactful is the fact that it hits Trump where it hurts the most – his fragile ego. By ridiculing Trump’s fixation on superficial measures of success, such as crowd sizes, Obama effectively exposes the pettiness and insecurity that lie at the core of Trump’s persona.… Continue reading
It’s hard to wrap my head around the recent news of MAGA supporters donating semen cups to show that J.D. Vance has stronger sperm than Tim Walz. The absurdity of this situation is beyond belief. The actions of these individuals are not only bizarre but also incredibly disrespectful and cruel. Mocking someone for their personal struggles with fertility, as Tim Walz bravely shared about his daughter, is a new low. How can anyone claim to be a good, decent human being while engaging in such despicable behavior?
The fact that these individuals are so engrossed in this strange competition between sperm strength as a measure of masculinity is both laughable and disturbing.… Continue reading
Every time I hear about Trump’s latest antics, it feels like I’m witnessing a live performance of a deranged circus act. With Froot Loops by his side, Trump gives another cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs performance, further solidifying his status as a creepy, weird, and out-of-touch individual unfit to lead a country, much less handle a simple cash register.
During his latest speech, Trump meandered through nonsensical ramblings, showcasing his inability to maintain a coherent thought. Surrounded by tables of bacon and condiments, he delivered a 50-minute tirade filled with personal attacks, delusions of grandeur, and baseless claims that seemed disconnected from reality.… Continue reading
I couldn’t help but chuckle when I read about Liz Truss storming off the stage over a lettuce banner that read, ‘I crashed the economy’. The sheer audacity and creativity behind this prank left me in stitches. It’s moments like these that remind us of the power of humor in holding our politicians accountable and making a bold statement.
Truss’s reaction was quite telling. Instead of embracing the situation and perhaps lightening the mood with a witty comeback, she ripped the microphone off and stormed off in a fit of rage. It’s funny how those who can’t take a joke often dish out the harshest blows.… Continue reading
Boris Johnson never fails to provide a good laugh, does he? I mean, the man who brought in the UK voter ID rules forgot his own ID at the polling station. The irony is just delightful. But let’s take a step back and look at the bigger picture here.
As a Canadian, the whole debate around voter IDs seems a bit baffling. We’ve always had to show ID to confirm our vote, and it’s never been a major issue. It’s just common sense to ensure the integrity of the voting process. So, what’s the big deal?
Now, some may argue that Johnson’s little forgetful moment was all orchestrated for publicity.… Continue reading
I just can’t wrap my head around how someone like Donald “Von ShitzInPantz” Trump managed to become the President of the United States. The fact that he sits in court, listening to his own lawyer read out insults directed at him, just leaves me baffled. How can someone so powerful be so weak and pathetic at the same time? It’s like a strange paradox of leadership and insecurity playing out in real-time.
The whole spectacle of Trump being called “Von ShitzInPantz” in a court of law is both hilarious and concerning. On one hand, it’s entertaining to imagine Trump squirming in his seat as his own words come back to haunt him.… Continue reading
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