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Speaker Mike Johnson’s assurance of a plan to avoid a government shutdown, delivered amidst ongoing negotiations, failed to alleviate public anxiety. The initial spending bill’s bipartisan support crumbled following Elon Musk’s intervention, leading to a revised, smaller bill. House votes were expected Friday morning, with the deadline looming at midnight to prevent a shutdown. Public reaction on social media ranged from skepticism to cynicism, highlighting the uncertainty surrounding the situation.
Jimmy Kimmel’s monologue sharply criticized Donald Trump’s controversial Attorney General nominee, Matt Gaetz, highlighting ongoing sexual misconduct allegations against him. Gaetz, despite facing a closed Justice Department investigation and a House Ethics Committee investigation into statutory rape claims, has been selected for the position. Kimmel drew parallels between Gaetz’s situation and that of Sean “Diddy” Combs, prompting calls for the release of the House Ethics Committee’s findings. The comedian urged Republican leadership, specifically Speaker Mike Johnson, to act transparently regarding the matter.
Fox News mistakenly reported The Onion’s satirical claim of having 4.3 trillion daily readers as factual news, both on-air and in a written article. This occurred during a segment about Alex Jones’ Infowars sale to The Onion, highlighting the network’s failure to recognize the satirical nature of the claim, found on The Onion’s “About” section. The error prompted widespread ridicule on social media, with users pointing out the absurdity of the figure and the network’s journalistic lapse. To date, Fox News has not corrected the error.
Satirical news outlet The Onion has acquired Infowars, the right-wing disinformation platform owned by Alex Jones, following a court order to auction off Jones’ assets to compensate families of Sandy Hook victims. The Onion intends to replace Infowars’ harmful content with humor, aiming to dismantle the platform’s legacy of spreading misinformation and exploiting tragedy. Jones has reacted angrily to the news, falsely claiming that the acquisition is being carried out by “imperial troops” while simultaneously promoting his alternative platforms. This acquisition represents a significant victory for the families of Sandy Hook victims and a step towards limiting Jones’ harmful influence.
The satirical news website The Onion has won the bankruptcy auction for control of Alex Jones’ media empire, including the far-right conspiracy website Infowars. The Onion plans to shutter Jones’ platform and rebuild it with its own humor writers, effectively ending Jones’ ability to spread harmful conspiracy theories. This move, supported by families of Sandy Hook victims who Jones defamed, aims to hold Jones accountable for his actions and prevent further harm. The sale of Infowars comes after Jones was found liable for defamation and ordered to pay nearly $1.5 billion in damages to the families.
Eugene Vindman, a Democratic congressional candidate in Virginia, has received a cease-and-desist letter from his MAGA-endorsed opponent, Derrick Anderson. The letter demands Vindman stop airing adverts that poke fun at Anderson for using images of a “fake” family in his own adverts. Vindman’s adverts include a voiceover stating “Derrick Anderson was caught using a fake wife and kids for his campaign”, and images of an Anderson lookalike playing with cardboard cutouts of children. The images used in Vindman’s adverts are publicly available on a National Republican Congressional Committee databank. The Anderson campaign contends that Vindman is using the images to lie to voters about who they are.
Tucker Carlson, a former political chat host on CNN and Fox News, has claimed that he was attacked and “physically mauled” by a demon while he was asleep, leaving him with scars and bleeding from “claw marks.” He made the claim during an interview for a documentary and said that the experience led him to start reading the Bible. Carlson did not detail where or when this alleged attack happened. He was dismissed from Fox News after the company settled a lawsuit with Dominion Voting Systems over false election-related statements and conspiracy theories. He has since been campaigning for former President Donald Trump.
Trump Roasted by McDonald’s Staff: ‘Where’s His Hairnet?’
The recent spectacle of Donald Trump appearing at a McDonald’s drive-thru has left me in a state of profound disbelief and, dare I say, amusement. The thought of a man who has spent most of his life in ostentatious wealth trying to engage in the everyday hustle of flipping burgers is laughable. Imagine the chaos that would ensue if he actually had to work a full shift. I can’t picture him lasting even an hour without throwing a tantrum or inquiring about the nearest escape route. He has lived in a realm so detached from everyday struggles that he would be completely bewildered by the demands of the role.… Continue reading
Trump Makes Fries at McDonald’s in Bizarre Attempt to Troll Harris
I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw the headlines – Donald Trump, the former President of the United States, actually making fries at a McDonald’s in what can only be described as a bizarre attempt to troll his opponent, Kamala Harris. As someone who once worked as a cashier at Target, I couldn’t help but feel a sense of disbelief at the audacity of this stunt.
To match his trolling efforts, some have suggested that Harris should borrow millions from a slumlord, Fred Trump, and then lose it all.… Continue reading
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