Lauren Boebert, the controversial Republican Congresswoman, recently found herself at the receiving end of some humorous mockery during a Congressional dinner. Republican Representative Lisa McClain from Michigan playfully warned Boebert to keep her hands above the table and to refrain from vaping. While some may see this as a brutal mocking, I can’t help but find it more amusing than anything else.
Firstly, let’s address the elephant in the room. Boebert’s political career seems to be on shaky ground, with her chances of winning re-election in the upcoming primaries looking slim. It appears that even fellow Republicans are not confident in her chances, which is reflected in their willingness to openly mock her.… Continue reading
Missouri senator has proposed a rule change that would allow senators to challenge each other to a duel. When I first heard about this, I couldn’t help but feel a mixture of horror, disbelief, and amusement. It seems like something out of a movie or a historical novel, not a serious proposal in our modern society. But unfortunately, it seems to be a disturbing trend among some right-wing politicians.
Let’s address the obvious concerns first. Duels are archaic, violent, and completely unnecessary. The idea of senators resolving their conflicts through physical violence is not only undemocratic, but it also sets a dangerous precedent.… Continue reading
This just teaches us that there is no triumph of mankind that is SO GREAT that people will not let their political delusions doom us anyway. If we hadn’t found ourselves in this shitty clown show where scientists are bad and facts don’t matter based on political leanings, this vaccine could have been touted as a massive victory for capitalism and human ingenuity.
Instead we can look forward to this:
-Car invented that runs on water! Climate change is solved! Mankind is saved!
-Oil companies and lobbyists “Idk guys this car battery seems a little rushed, might be unsafe. We should all continue to use fossil fuels instead.”… Continue reading
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