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Greenland Seizure: The Most Unpopular Political Idea in Modern History

Public opinion overwhelmingly opposes Donald Trump’s idea of acquiring Greenland, whether by military force or other means. A recent Reuters/Ipsos poll revealed that only 4% of Americans support seizing Greenland with force, a figure that is arguably within the “Lizardman’s Constant,” implying a low level of genuine support. Despite the unpopularity, the Trump administration has been met with resistance from Denmark and Greenland, as well as allies like France, Germany, and Sweden, who plan to deploy troops to defend Greenland from potential American aggression. The article emphasizes the need for Congressional intervention to prevent any disastrous actions.

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RFK Jr admits to dumping bear carcass in New York’s Central Park

The recent news of RFK Jr admitting to dumping a bear carcass in Central Park is mind-boggling on so many levels. I mean, who in their right mind thinks it’s a good idea to pick up a dead bear, leave it to rot in your car, and then dump it in a public park as if it’s some sort of twisted prank? It’s beyond comprehension.

Firstly, the whole idea of him originally wanting to skin the bear and harvest its meat is just absurd. I mean, the man left a dead bear carcass in his car for hours without even field dressing it!… Continue reading