Government Docs Debunk Trump’s Reflecting Pool Vandalism Claims
Despite claims of vandalism, evidence indicates that the peeling liner and green water of the Reflecting Pool are due to issues arising shortly after the installation of the new epoxy lining. National Parks Service documents detail problems with foam expansion joints, peeling caulking, and cracks, unrelated to any alleged sabotage. Arrests made in connection with the pool’s condition appear to involve individuals merely interacting with the water, while at least three ducks have died, prompting an investigation into potential links to the pool’s deteriorating state. The pool is now being drained again for repairs, contributing to a decrepit appearance of the nation’s capital.
John Q. Hosedrinker