Michigan Employee Stabs Company President: Class Warfare Erupts?
In other news, a 32-year-old Walker, Michigan man was arrested for stabbing his company president during a staff meeting in Muskegon. The suspect fled the scene but was apprehended 15 minutes later. The victim underwent surgery and is in serious but stable condition; the motive remains under investigation. Police described the suspect as having a previously quiet demeanor.
John Q. Hosedrinker