Melania Trump’s Slovenian Statue Vanishes: Police Investigate
Slovenian police are investigating the theft of a bronze statue of Melania Trump, sawed off at the ankles from its location in her hometown of Sevnica. The statue, a replacement for a previously burned wooden version, was reportedly removed sometime between Sunday and Tuesday. Local reactions to the theft have been mixed, with at least one resident expressing indifference to its disappearance. Police are currently working to identify and apprehend those responsible for the vandalism.
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