IRGC Elevates Silent Leader Amidst Speculation and “Weekend at Bernie’s” Scenario
The recent elevation of Iran’s new leader, shrouded in an almost theatrical silence, points towards a significant shift in power dynamics, with the Revolutionary Guards (IRGC) emerging as the undeniable architects of this succession. This ascension, or perhaps more accurately, this *installation*, feels less like a democratic process and more like a meticulously orchestrated move by the IRGC, akin to a Praetorian Guard solidifying its control. The initial reports, or rather the lack thereof, fueled speculation to a wild degree. Whispers of the leader being in a coma, or even already deceased, circulated with unsettling speed, painting a picture of a government desperate to maintain an illusion of continuity.… Continue reading
Matt Underwood 
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