Drunk Raccoon Breaks Into Liquor Store, Passes Out in Bathroom
A Virginia animal control unit was dispatched to an ABC liquor store in Ashland after reports of a break-in. Upon arrival, officers discovered a raccoon unconscious in the bathroom, having consumed alcohol and damaged merchandise. The intoxicated raccoon was safely apprehended and transported to an animal shelter for recovery. After sobering up and showing no injuries, the raccoon was released back into the wild.
John Q. Hosedrinker