Humorous Writing

Bald eagle thought to be injured later deemed “too fat to fly”

The bald eagle thought to be injured later deemed “too fat to fly.” Now, isn’t that just the most American thing you’ve ever heard? I mean, we all know Americans love their food, but this bald eagle really took it to a whole new level. Imagine being so full after a meal that you can’t even lift off the ground! It’s both amusing and slightly concerning to think about.

I can’t help but chuckle at the image of a bald eagle waddling around, trying to take flight but just too weighed down by its own gluttony. It’s like a caricature of the American stereotype of excess – too much food, too little movement, and a whole lot of heartburn.… Continue reading