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Trump’s Rose Garden Rant: Grumpy Outburst Over Scratched Stone

After a four-day absence, President Trump took to Truth Social to detail a landscaping incident in the Rose Garden. He recounted discovering a large gash in the limestone, leading to an investigation that identified the offending landscapers. The president, known for his meticulous attention to detail, shared a security camera video allegedly showing the damage caused by a cart, resulting in the contractor’s banishment from White House grounds. Trump plans to replace the stone and charge the contractor, solidifying his commitment to remaking the White House in his image, including the upcoming construction of a $200 million ballroom.

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Trump attorneys subpoena wrong ‘Jeremy Rosenberg’ for hush money trial

As I read about the comical blunder made by Trump’s attorneys in subpoenaing the wrong Jeremy Rosenberg for the hush money trial, I couldn’t help but shake my head in disbelief at the sheer incompetence displayed. The fact that Mr. Rosenberg from Four Seasons Total Landscaping decided to have a bit of fun with them by claiming he’d be keeping the money they sent him is just the cherry on top of this absurdity. It really makes me question the attention to detail and overall coherence of Donald Trump’s entire circle.

It’s mind-boggling to think that Todd Blanche, the attorney costing Trump a fortune, didn’t even realize they had served court papers on the wrong man.… Continue reading