Rubio Orders Times New Roman Font for State Dept, Sparks Outrage
US Secretary of State Marco Rubio has ordered all State Department employees to return to using Times New Roman font rather than the Biden-Era ‘woke’ and ‘DEIA’ Calibri font. This, apparently, is a real thing, and it’s… well, it’s a lot to take in. It seems the decision to switch back to Times New Roman is a direct consequence of the perceived “wokeness” associated with the previous administration’s preference for Calibri. You know, the font. Apparently, a font can be woke now.
It’s hard to know where to begin unpacking this, but let’s start with the basics. Times New Roman, the font in question, is a classic.… Continue reading
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