Trump Believes Soda Cures Cancer Because It Kills Grass
Dr. Mehmet Oz revealed President Donald Trump’s unique dietary theories, including the belief that Fanta is beneficial because “it kills grass” and thus must kill cancer cells. Trump reportedly consumes this notion along with regular fast-food meals, such as Big Macs and fries, which he eats weekly in the Oval Office. While Trump Jr. defended his father’s habits by referencing his high energy levels, Oz noted that Trump sometimes eats junk food on the campaign trail as a means to avoid illness, emphasizing the perceived quality control of large chain restaurants.
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