Dutch Police Seize 2kg MDMA Gnome
During a large-scale drug bust in the southern Netherlands, Dongemond Police discovered a nearly 2kg garden gnome composed entirely of MDMA. The unusual find, described as a “special thing” by authorities, was located amongst other suspected narcotics. Testing confirmed the gnome’s composition, highlighting the unexpected forms drugs can take. Police humorously noted the gnome’s unconventional storage location.
John Q. Hosedrinker