North Korea Warship Launch Fails; Kim Jong-un Furious
A new North Korean destroyer’s launch ceremony ended in disaster when the 5,000-tonne vessel tipped during its unveiling, causing significant hull damage. Kim Jong-un attributed the incident to “absolute carelessness and irresponsibility,” ordering repairs before a key party meeting. The incident, deemed a “criminal act,” reportedly resulted in crushed sections of the ship’s bottom and prompted disciplinary action against responsible officials. South Korea confirmed the vessel was lying on its side, and speculation arose regarding potential Russian assistance in its construction.
John Q. Hosedrinker