DC Sandwich Thrower Acquitted: Jury Sides with Common Sense in Assault Case
A man accused of assaulting a federal officer by throwing a Subway sandwich at him during the Trump administration’s law enforcement surge in Washington, D.C. was found not guilty. Despite video evidence of the incident and the officer’s testimony, the jury deliberated for seven hours, ultimately determining that the sandwich did not constitute an assault. The defense focused on the lack of bodily harm, highlighting the trivial nature of the incident and the officer’s colleagues’ reaction, which included gag gifts mocking the event. This verdict underscores the continued resistance of D.C. residents and the willingness of the U.S. Attorney for D.C. to bring assault cases to federal court, regardless of their perceived weakness.
John Q. Hosedrinker