Americans Arrested for Monkey Stunt for Memecoin Promotion
Two American nationals were arrested for a promotional stunt that involved trespassing into a Japanese macaque enclosure at the Ichikawa City Botanical Garden. The individuals, dressed in a mascot costume, entered the restricted area carrying a teddy bear, causing panic among the animals. This reckless act was reportedly a gimmick for a cryptocurrency meme coin, which later issued a statement acknowledging the stunt and offering a donation to the zoo. Authorities are continuing their investigation into forcible obstruction of business.
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