ICE Barbie’s Mystery Bag Sparks Pilot Meltdown
New details suggest that Corey Lewandowski’s confrontation with a U.S. Coast Guard pilot was not over a forgotten heated blanket, but rather a “mystery bag” containing potentially embarrassing information. Insiders claim the blanket was a fabricated excuse to conceal the true reason for Lewandowski’s actions. The pilot was reportedly threatened with dismissal for refusing to return to retrieve this bag, though Lewandowski later relented. The pilot, Keith Thomas, was subsequently promoted to a senior DHS adviser.
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