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Man Faces Federal Assault Charges for Throwing Sandwich at CBP Agent

Man accused of throwing sandwich at CBP agent in DC faces federal assault charges. Well, this is certainly a story that’s grabbed some attention. It seems we have a situation where a man, let’s call him… the Sandwich Slinger, allegedly chucked a sandwich at a Customs and Border Protection (CBP) agent in Washington, D.C., and now he’s facing federal assault charges. Talk about a case of “hold the mayo, hold the justice!”

The details, according to the accounts, are that after some sort of confrontation, the Sandwich Slinger apparently hurled a sandwich at the CBP agent, hitting him in the chest.… Continue reading