Matt Underwood

Mike Johnson warns Marjorie Taylor Greene may cause chaos

Mike Johnson is issuing a warning about Marjorie Taylor Greene potentially causing chaos. I mean, really? Is this breaking news? It’s like stating the obvious that snow is white and water is wet. Let’s face it, when you let a Neanderthal loose, chaos is bound to follow. The fact that it’s taken this long for some people to realize the havoc she could wreak is mind-boggling. Moscow Marge, as some have cleverly dubbed her, is a walking disaster waiting to happen.

The GOP should have reined her in ages ago. Instead, they allowed her to ride the MAGA wave, soaking in all the attention and power it brought her way.… Continue reading

Trump wildly claims Biden ‘soiled’ himself on White House Resolute desk in latest baseless rant

When I first read about Trump’s latest baseless rant, claiming that Biden ‘soiled’ himself on the White House Resolute desk, I couldn’t help but be taken aback by the sheer absurdity of the accusation. It’s a classic case of projection, where every accusation made by Trump seems to be a confession of his own actions. The irony is palpable here, with Trump himself being known for his diaper-wearing habits and questionable hygiene.

The fact that Trump would stoop to such a low level of discourse, accusing his political opponent of something as ridiculous as soiling the Resolute desk, speaks volumes about his character.… Continue reading

Texas Judge’s Wife Allegedly Shoots Nephew Dead for ‘Overstaying His Welcome’ at Their Home

The news of the Texas judge’s wife allegedly shooting her nephew dead for ‘overstaying his welcome’ at their home is truly disturbing on many levels. The idea that a dispute between family members escalated to such a violent and tragic conclusion is heartbreaking. One can only imagine the fear and confusion that must have been present in that moment, leading to such a drastic and irreversible action.

The fact that the judge’s wife resorted to using a gun to resolve the conflict raises serious questions about the role of firearms in our society. It is a stark reminder of the dangers of having easy access to weapons, especially in moments of heated emotions or disagreements.… Continue reading

Rudy Giuliani Says Earthquakes Targeting ‘Communist’ US States

Rudy Giuliani, once a respected name in American politics, has now become the butt of jokes and ridicule due to his outrageous comments regarding earthquakes targeting “communist” US states. It is truly baffling how someone who once held such a prestigious position can now be reduced to spouting such nonsensical and baseless claims. To suggest that seismic activity is politically motivated is not only ignorant but also dangerous as it spreads misinformation and conspiracy theories.

The fact that Giuliani seems to be implying that states like California and New York are somehow communist because they are financial and economic powerhouses is beyond absurd.… Continue reading

Donald Trump ‘ready to pressure Ukraine to cede Crimea as price for peace’

I cannot begin to express my frustration and outrage at the news that Donald Trump is reportedly ‘ready to pressure Ukraine to cede Crimea as a price for peace’. The idea of a former president, who has already shown numerous displays of loyalty and admiration towards Vladimir Putin, trying to meddle in international affairs and dictate terms to a sovereign nation like Ukraine is beyond comprehension.

Despite all the evidence and criticism pointing towards Trump’s close ties with Putin, it is still mind-boggling to see him openly suggesting that Ukraine should cede Crimea in exchange for peace. This kind of appeasement and capitulation to a dictator like Putin is not only dangerous but also morally reprehensible.… Continue reading

Gov. Sanders declares state of emergency ahead of eclipse

I cannot believe that Gov. Sanders has declared a state of emergency ahead of the upcoming eclipse. The reasoning behind this decision seems dubious at best, especially considering the absurd suggestions and comments that have surfaced in response to this announcement. The idea that there might be a shortage of essentials due to the influx of eclipse watchers is laughable. Are we really expected to believe that the sun not shining for a few minutes warrants a state of emergency?

It is concerning to see taxpayer money potentially being misused under the guise of preparing for the eclipse. With accusations of funneling funds to herself and her associates, Gov.… Continue reading

Roseanne Barr warns of baby blood-drinking Democrats in bizarre communiqué from Mar-a-Lago

Roseanne Barr’s recent communiqué from Mar-a-Lago warning of baby blood-drinking Democrats is truly bizarre. As a Democrat myself, I find it astonishing that such outlandish and dangerous conspiracy theories are being spread by someone who was once a beloved comedian. The comparison to Nazi propaganda is chilling, and it’s concerning to see these hateful and baseless accusations gaining any traction at all.

It’s disheartening to witness a public figure like Roseanne Barr spiral into such a state of delusion and paranoia. Her inflammatory statements only serve to further divide an already polarized nation. The fact that she is doubling down on these absurd claims instead of seeking help or introspection is deeply troubling.… Continue reading

‘All my money’: Mike Lindell suggests he’s blown $20M on election crusade

Imagine being in a position where you have millions of dollars at your disposal, ready to set you and your family up for generations to come. Now, think about the decisions that you would make with that kind of wealth. It’s truly baffling to think that someone like Mike Lindell, a millionaire pillow salesman, could have thrown it all away on what can only be described as a futile and misguided election crusade.

There’s no denying that the outcome of the 2020 election was met with controversy and skepticism by a certain portion of the population. However, to see someone like Lindell go to such extreme lengths, to the tune of $20 million, in an effort to overturn the results is both astounding and disheartening.… Continue reading

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene calls earthquake ‘strong sign for America to repent’

As I sit here pondering the recent statement made by Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, calling an earthquake a “strong sign for America to repent,” I can’t help but feel a mix of incredulity and frustration. It seems that every time a natural disaster strikes, there are those who are quick to attribute it to some form of divine punishment or displeasure. The idea that an earthquake is a direct message from a higher power for Americans to repent seems not only illogical but also deeply misguided.

The notion that a geological event such as an earthquake is a direct result of America’s moral failings or lack of faith is, frankly, absurd.… Continue reading

Conspiracy Theorists Think The Eclipse Will Begin A “Massive Human Sacrifice Event”

As I sit here reading about the outrageous claims of conspiracy theorists suggesting that the eclipse will trigger a massive human sacrifice event, I cannot help but feel a mix of astonishment and bemusement. It is truly mind-boggling how some individuals can still cling to such archaic and irrational beliefs in this day and age. The thought of people actually buying into the idea that sacrificing human lives will somehow bring back the sun is both absurd and disturbing.

The fact that some folks are so entrenched in their delusions that they are actually planning for such a horrific event is unsettling, to say the least.… Continue reading