By Matt Underwood As a practicing witch, I couldn’t help but chuckle when I heard about the pastor blaming ‘witchcraft’ for Trump’s bad debate performance. It seems like the excuses for his shortcomings just keep getting more far-fetched. I mean, really? Witchcraft? It’s as if they’re grasping at straws to avoid facing the reality that their dear leader simply fell flat on his face.
The notion that some mystical force was responsible for Trump’s inability to articulate coherent thoughts or hold a civil conversation is not only laughable but also a sad reflection of how delusional his followers can be. It’s almost comical to think that witches were gathered around cauldrons casting spells to make him stumble over his words and resort to childish insults.
But let’s be real here. Trump’s debate performance was a train wreck waiting to happen, with his usual cocktail of bluster, lies, and incoherent rambling on full display for the world to see. No amount of magical intervention could have saved him from himself.
I find it both amusing and concerning that there are people out there who are so quick to deflect blame onto imaginary forces rather than hold their chosen leader accountable for his actions. It’s a dangerous game to play, where personal responsibility takes a back seat to outlandish conspiracy theories and baseless accusations.
At the end of the day, Trump’s debate performance was a reflection of his own incompetence and lack of preparedness. No amount of finger-pointing or scapegoating can change that. The sooner his supporters come to terms with this reality, the sooner we can start moving forward as a country.
It’s time to let go of the excuses, the lies, and the delusions. It’s time to face the truth, no matter how uncomfortable it may be. And most importantly, it’s time to vote – to put an end to the chaos and ineptitude that have defined the past four years.
So, dear pastor, next time you feel the urge to blame witchcraft for Trump’s failures, maybe take a moment to reflect on the real reasons behind his downfall. It’s not magic – it’s just plain old incompetence. And that’s something no amount of spellcasting can fix. As a practicing witch, I couldn’t help but chuckle when I heard about the pastor blaming ‘witchcraft’ for Trump’s bad debate performance. It seems like the excuses for his shortcomings just keep getting more far-fetched. I mean, really? Witchcraft? It’s as if they’re grasping at straws to avoid facing the reality that their dear leader simply fell flat on his face.
The notion that some mystical force was responsible for Trump’s inability to articulate coherent thoughts or hold a civil conversation is not only laughable but also a sad reflection of how delusional his followers can be. It’s almost comical to think that witches were gathered around cauldrons casting spells to make him stumble over his words and resort to childish insults.
But let’s be real here. Trump’s debate performance was a train wreck waiting to happen, with his usual cocktail of bluster, lies, and incoherent rambling on full display for the world to see. No amount of magical intervention could have saved him from himself.
I find it both amusing and concerning that there are people out there who are so quick to deflect blame onto imaginary forces rather than hold their chosen leader accountable for his actions. It’s a dangerous game to play, where personal responsibility takes a back seat to outlandish conspiracy theories and baseless accusations.
At the end of the day, Trump’s debate performance was a reflection of his own incompetence and lack of preparedness. No amount of finger-pointing or scapegoating can change that. The sooner his supporters come to terms with this reality, the sooner we can start moving forward as a country.
It’s time to let go of the excuses, the lies, and the delusions. It’s time to face the truth, no matter how uncomfortable it may be. And most importantly, it’s time to vote – to put an end to the chaos and ineptitude that have defined the past four years.
So, dear pastor, next time you feel the urge to blame witchcraft for Trump’s failures, maybe take a moment to reflect on the real reasons behind his downfall. It’s not magic – it’s just plain old incompetence. And that’s something no amount of spellcasting can fix.