By John Q. Hosedrinker When I read about the Trump committee’s spending on lawyers soaring to $76 million, I couldn’t help but chuckle at the irony of it all. From a grifter who has made a career out of scamming people, it’s almost poetic justice to see him draining the funds of the very party that once supported him blindly. The Republican National Committee being grifted by the most obvious con man in history is both amusing and somewhat satisfying to witness. It’s like watching a house of cards slowly crumble under the weight of its own corruption.
I can’t help but feel a sense of schadenfreude knowing that Trump is bleeding the GOP dry with his exorbitant legal fees. With over 70 different lawyers and law firms being paid by Save America, it’s clear that the only winners in the 2024 election will be the lawyers themselves. It’s almost comical how Trump’s “Art of the Deal” seems to be all about emptying the coffers of his own party, rather than actually fighting against Biden.
The fact that Trump is using campaign funds to fight unrelated indictments is mind-boggling, to say the least. It’s as if he’s running for president again simply to stay out of jail, rather than to actually win. The idea that he’s siphoning money from his brainwashed donors and the RNC to pay his legal bills is both audacious and unsurprising at the same time. After all, this is a man who has made a career out of not paying his bills and using other people’s money to fund his lavish lifestyle.
As the legal fees continue to pile up, reaching $4 million a month, it’s becoming increasingly clear that Trump’s main motivation for running again is to save his own skin. The thought of him facing the consequences of his crimes and potentially ending up in prison is both satisfying and somewhat cathartic. The GOP may have a problem with Trump facing the music, but the truth is that he’s been playing them all along, using them as pawns in his elaborate game of self-preservation.
In the end, as the GOP donor base is slowly bankrupted by Trump’s insatiable greed, one can’t help but marvel at the sheer audacity of it all. The orange vampire bat may be sucking the GOP dry, but at least we can take solace in the fact that karma always has a way of catching up with those who try to cheat the system. Trump may cry like a baby when he loses, but the real losers in this sordid tale are the ones who put their faith in a con man who only cares about himself. And as the dust settles and the truth finally comes to light, we can only hope that justice will prevail, and Trump will finally be held accountable for his actions.
In the meantime, we can sit back and watch as the sham of a presidency unravels before our eyes, knowing that the only thing Trump truly cares about is his own self-preservation. The collapse of the GOP in 2024 may be inevitable, but the legacy of a man who sold his soul for power and riches will live on in infamy. And as the curtain falls on this tragicomic saga, we can only hope that the lessons learned will not be forgotten, and that the truth will ultimately prevail over falsehood and deceit.